Before you pick your path, make sure you read the descriptions below! You have been warned! ❤️‍🔥

Romance Novels

I grew up dreaming of meeting a handsome prince and living happily ever after. Wow, yeah, I was naïve! These days I would much rather have a filthy Witcher haul me up onto the back of his scrawny mare and ride off into the monster infested woods with me. I mean, really, what was I thinking back then?
In person you might think I’m the sweetest, kindest, most polite little angel you’ve ever met. The worst you’ll probably hear out of my mouth are the words “shoot” or “poop”. Well, take that image and turn it completely inside out. Imagine the exact opposite of the sugar sweet marshmallow that you know and love and that is what comes out in those naughty books.
If you’re my mom or my sisters, those nice books are for you, stay in that lane and you’ll be safe. I love you! Stay safe!
For the more daring readers, be warned that nothing is sacred when it comes to those naughty books. There will be pure devilment involved. There will be multiple partners and multiple positions with multiple species. Things happen that would absolutely get you arrested and are considered unforgivable crimes by most modern religions.
I’m serious here, I’m trying to protect your soul! You’ve been warned!

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